last night i went to a party
there were twin flames that wouldn’t sustain themselves
so we threw them into the firepit
the blokes ate six sausages and steaks as big as their heads
the girls wore their powder poured onto the crevices of their faces
but i think i saw them frown, underneath
there was not a lot of treasure to be found unless you dig
but i’d already discovered it about twelve months previously!
hahahahahaha suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!
in other news
i keep failing my driving test
a golden of sunlight
not half a golden
a teaspoon of golden
or three quarters of a golden
but one whole golden of autumn
one whole halo of gold
hot cross buns
get three and a half cups of plain flour
rub in two tablespoons of butter with your fingers til it looks like breadcrumbs (like making scones)
add one tabkespoons of sugar and one tablespoon of instant yeast
add two eggs
add about a cup of room temperature milk
it should be a moist dough
also add sultanas and cinnamon
then kneading kneading kneading
and resting in a warm cozy place
make into a slab then cut the slab and make crosses out of flour and water
bake at about 180 celcius
leopard skin pill box mug
My week in a nutshell: ♥ Listening to: the horrible crowes ♥ Working on: being functional ♥ Tasting: grilled salmon and hummus ♥ Drinking: rooibos with honey and milk ♥ Feeling: like dyeing my hair rose red ♥ Reading: the girl who circumnavigated fairy land & rupert sheldrake ♥ Wearing: denim bebop 50s skirt from sungei wang ♥ Buying: an astrology subscription & new leggings ♥ Liking: food & tea ♥ Disliking: functional human beings
oh
you
cheeky
thing
(i find this fellow obnoxious
like he just ate a big pork bun and i didn’t get to)
